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This is not a joke.

I played this game and i remembered that i needed to wash the dishes, so i charged them with panzers and tanks and went to the kitchen. After a while i won the game. <--- (in a land-only map)
Other than that, i like how you could do a variety of formations, something i rarely saw in a flash game, not to mention that some special weapons would help me out, when being in danger of losing, just like an ace up in the sleeve <---is this correctly written and spoken?

The real problem in the gameplay is that the infantry looks like useless after getting the panzer :-/

Well, you said that you'll try to update this game, that's what i rarely read and see.
Soo.... see you later in an updated version of it :D

nice thing of a game

your game is wonderful, i played it till the second boss.
The effects of the (energy ?) created a similiar colours created a mixture of vibes, when they got sucked in by the planet, which i can only refer to the polar lights. The style of your ships were also really good. The music fits perfectly into the place and theme, but i wished it could be loopable, if you know what i mean.
All in all, it's a wonderful game, where you can relax at the first levels (waves) and have to think strategies for multiplying the points, which occures later.

5, what else can i say?

THANK YOU! NO! REALLY!

thank goodness i see a step by step tutorial, i use FL-Studio and it's User interface is still beatin me into a pulp.
I tried so many times to fully understand how to use it, but i still couldn't get along with it.
Everytime i see at the tutorials at Youtube, it seems so naturally what they do.
The effects, the slowly louder getting sounds, i become overwhelmed by so much information, at last there's nothing left in my no good-brain.
I hope you'll help the ones who are stuck in understanding, so they can go the way of every production into it's end.

P.S. Awesome, dude, truly awesome.

this game is awesome.

To Gonzossm:
Firstly i liked the art of this game, i've found many parodys in the game and by winning some awards, like being bomberman, jumping on goombas and (my favourites) the spikes, were awesome.
I can say that it looked like a cartoon, and it made fun to see how much pain the turtle got. (but i like animals O_O)
Also the shading was good, nice to set the light in the front of the game.
To Foreverkul:
The game balance drived me further into the game, let's say i've became almost obsessed to toss the turtle, i had so much fun. :D
And that you made some challenges regarding the prices in the game were also really good.
Sometimes i got bored, but that's not a big thing, because it catched me again, after a while.
To both:
Unfortunaly i have no cons to say.
Maybe you should expand the game, by making more backgrounds and power-ups. and make more in-game medals with some nice side-effects for having them.
Now i've said almost everything in my mind, good luck to your next projects :D

the game is ok.

the game is not so bad.
I like the idea of being yourself in action, while you get help from turrests and such, they should implent that into a HL2 Mod :P
The sound was bouncy, but i got the feeling that it wasn't that good.
My tip for you, when it comes to music, use an industrial one, there are many in newgrounds, it would fit in this genre, which i see as an industrial defence game.
Also you could work a bit more, polish the enemies, give them different colours.
Colours are there for showing the human mind new stuff, even when it's recycled, like a palette :P maybe make style more individual, it's up to you.
And you should think about the damage-balance, even if it's in an easy level, there should be challenges to do, so the player want to carry on.
Think a bit about the price-system, too. I don't know why i mention it, but i think it has something to do with their damage dealing.
Also i recommend you to make the enemies more stronger, with every level.
This game is really not bad, but it lacks something :P
i give you a four, so what do you think?

This game....

..... is cool.
The concept was fluid, you embedded the gameplay with a story, whixh couldn't be better for a new lifeform game.
The puzzles are well placed. you sure know how to make games, i must admit, that i'm a bit overhyping abou this game, but then, i wouldn't like it, i presume.
i know that you're good, because i played some of your other games after i found some more games by you.
I hope you will give us the privilege to enjoy more of your playful mind. :D

sorry sir...

i've got to complain, there are some glitches, which take yourability to even move your character.
I think you should think about it, cuz it could hapen to other persons well, and these could not be mercyful like me, and stop playing it further.
The biggest problem is that you didn't checked enough, if there are any lags or disadvantages by playing it.
Maybe you should test your game a bit more and release it in the time, which is showable.
Any opther than that, nice concept, dirty = mechanics, and some urban climbing.
That's some fresh air, but the glitches.... :'(

nice concept!

Yeah, yeah... the big "bad" demon is everytime the bad one and the "good, innocent" human had nothing to do, just eating everything, what the poor demon cooked with effort. :P
Too bad that the game was a bit unbalanced. Let's say, in the time were the zombies or ghouls came up. And the power-ups were used fast, too.
And the buy menu was unbalanced, compared to the game itself.
Maybe you should overthink a bit more about the balance, other than that, you made a nice game.
But i'm begging you, think about the balance, in the next time.

i must admit to flyboy42, but...

Your Humour is faboulicious, ok fantastic! ~O_O~
I mean where did you get this story idea? would you let me know, that's just awesome to see the script/film.
It's like the game i played before, unfortunally i got tired after a few waves.
Maybe it's because i saw many re-used bunnies, just with another additions.
But still playing though.
I would be glad, if you could add some more flow in it.
Maybe you should try a bit harder, not very much or a lot.
I still give you a Five, because it's a worthy and good effort given game as i saw in the extra section.
A nine as an still interesting game.
I hope you will not misunderstand this.

Wonderful and retarded, but mostly wonderful

Yeah you heard me.
I see it, making games is difficult, but having ideas is much more difficult.
Especially when you are thinking about bunnies, having such a retarded idea and big variations of bunnys.
The trophys forced me to play it to the end, and now I continue it trough a replay, just because of your extras, which showed me that you put enormous effort to it.
Really, all in all:

Really kickass :D
You should be proud of your enormous work.
And ten stars for your hard work, it was worth of my time to play it. ^^

Do you like...... talking humanoid octopods?

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